Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)
I gotta see this shit.
Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)
I gotta see this shit.
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.For instance: “The curtains were blue.”
What your teacher thinks: “The curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on.”
What the author meant: “The curtains were fucking blue.”
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Bored. French test tomorrow. Eating ravioli right now. Probably spelled that word wrong. Oh well nomnomnom.
TOMORROW IS FRIDAYYYYY.
Presentations on Tuesday for this thing I haven’t even started, and then I have to make a movie thingy that should be due on Tuesday but I made pushed over to Thursday, and then I have to do this thing for art history where I have to do over A SHMILLION pages of ART STUFF that I DON’T EVEN KNOWWWWW and this is all just one sentence and IDGAF.
I’MA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
<3
I get a sore throat and I’m like:
And then I scream at the camera that follows me around my castle: “I CAN’T BE SICK RIGHT NOW!”
Then I’m all: “Holy matrimony…I think I’m dying.”
Then someone tells me: “Hey, Lauren…”
“…go make a Doctor’s appointment!”, but I’m like:
But I…
Lady Grey tea.
Looking at my new tea mug thing travel thing.
Helen of Troy.
Homework finished.
New hair clip.
Little sister glomped me.
Talking to my best friend.
Making plans to go to Crepes etc. Friday.
Realizing that there’s an early release day friday.
Yesssss.
-I don’t care about football.
-I want a dragon that breathes fireworks.
-CHRIS EVANSSSSS- Captain America? … Noooo thanks. Just no. Walk away.
-Fergie… First I have to say… You look like you’re wearing my Runescape character’s armor but blinged out. Secondly, your voice made me cringe… But everyone else was lovely. And that guy who’s name I don’t know that had the flashing thing that made a heart during that one song, that made me smile.
-Oh, and Usher makes me giggle.
-I nearly cried from laughing at that Best Buy commercial.
-I wish I had nachos.
-I don’t know who these people are. (See first -)
-The Steelers and Packers sound like they should work together to create a crime empire or something.
-Black and yellow are bumblebees.
-Green and yellow is… vomit.
-I’d hate to be a ref.
-I love how Glee is after this.
-I laugh evily when someone doesn’t catch the ball.
-Aaaand I’m bored. OMG A NEW POKEMON MOVIE IS ON. Bye football.
-snow days
-double snow days
-two day school week
-no art history test
-i drank hot chocolate
-i ate pizza
Life is gewd.
Double snow day for the win. it’s amazing outside. Hopefully we don’t have school the rest of the week ‘cause I can totally get used to this.